It was a startling message from a lone old man. We were just shocked and disturbed to hear it…wondering if it was really true. Professor Enos and other great scientists had already discounted the words of this old man everyone called Noah. Just today, my neighbour came to kill my parents and kidnap my sisters. I had to run for dear life. While running, I saw a man raping my cousin’s wife in the streets while everyone walked by unconcerned. I jumped over dead corpses and pools of blood while I rushed for the woods…
I had also planned to rape Johanna and kill all her household for their evil towards me this dawn, but my plan was scuttled by this stupid neighbor…I must return to avenge my family before someone else kills him and his family. While planning on my vengeance and rushing for the woods, I was arrested by the voice and works of Noah! I couldn’t believe my eyes!
He was building a gigantic wooden house🪜! It was so huge I wondered why he would waste time on it! For more than 100 years he had been building this and warning us of a flood that will never come. For it had never rained before…and we trusted our scientists. For instance, professor Melchisuah and some scientists had been able to create animal-human creatures by making men sleep with animals. In my town, we had brothels for men who slept with men, women who slept with women and humans who slept with animals.
I, in particular, enjoyed sex with my pigs, dogs, and ostriches🪶. My wife and daughters also enjoyed having sex among themselves, with my sons, or with the apes in the deep forest. I didn’t care much; life must be enjoyed! I just turned 400 years and I plan having sex with all animals and the men in the entire region by the time I turn 600 years…but something happened.
Noah managed to finish his ark and an incredible sight greeted our eyes. Birds of every colour and hue flocked from the whole world into the ark. They filled the air with song and darkened the skies. As if that was not enough, I was shocked to see all kind of animals flocking from forests and plains into the ark…Noah had stocked food and seed in the ark to feed the animals and replant the earth after his predicted flood…
Indeed, the sight of the animals flocking into the ark caught our attention, making us wonder with fear: was Noah, right? Many rushed to the scientists and wise men to seek answers to this strange occurrence. They calmed our fears and assured us that this will also pass, and nothing will happen. Although we were not convinced, we reluctantly agreed with their explanations…
To make matters worse, Noah and all his family also went into the ark…and behold, a bright dazzling being came from the heavens and closed the gates of the ark, keeping the animals, Noah, and his family within the ark. “They will be consumed by the animals,” we said mockingly. Out of anger, we gathered outside the ark and began to mock Noah. we even tried to break down the ark, but it was too hard to be breached!
Some of the masses brought musical instruments and we danced, ate, bowed before idols, fornicated, and made merry. The worst sins were practised just outside the ark to mock Noah. So loud was the noise we made that life was uncomfortable for them in the ark. However, on the 7th day after they were locked inside the ark, something strange happened…
…this story shall be continued next Sabbath…a happy Sabbath to all the sons and daughters of God!
